Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

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Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

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Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ?

Cereal pleasure to meet you !

Where did I meet these crazy people?

But then I think "What would I do without them "

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What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.