A: They want to make ends meet.
He was wanted for several charges of battery
To avoid car-pool tunnel!
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
The tomato was in a can.
Goes to a retail store to find another one.
England's return flight.
You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.
Coconut.
A Klondike Bar
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
Five after one.
This is the end.