Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged?

Please sir, I don't want any treble.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

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Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.