Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

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Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog

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What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

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What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"

Where did I meet these crazy people?

But then I think "What would I do without them "

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Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.