Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

What country has the most internet crimes?

E-gypt

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What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest?

letter G (lethargy)

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

nothing

What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.

Christmas Present Jokes More Christmas Present Jokes

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.