Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

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What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

Christmas Present Jokes More Christmas Present Jokes

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !