What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch?

Water Polio

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Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.