How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss

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Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss