Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

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What do you call a Mexican that loses a car?

Carlos.

What do you call a Mexican church?

A Taco bell.

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Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.