Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

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Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

What do you call a Mexican Aunt?

A tor-tia.

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Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

What's Sting's favorite Olympic sport?

The long hump