Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

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What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

What's a Mexican sound technician's favorite cereal?

AudiO's

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap