Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

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What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.