Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

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How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

What do you call a crazy Mexican dog?

Perronoid

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Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.