Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

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What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends?

Another Juan

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Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.