Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

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Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "let's it go!"

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."

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Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

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How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.