Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

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What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

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What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine?

The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth

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Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.