Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

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How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

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Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

What do you call a space alien in a hoodie?

Treyvon Martian

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What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio?

Stark lighting.

What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth