Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

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Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ?

Where in earth have you been !

What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine?

The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had