Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

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Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who will sleep with absolutely anybody?

Public storage.

What would you call a woman who goes out with You?

Desperate!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.