Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

Why can't two Asians make their own Caucasian babes?

Because two wongs don't make a white!

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

Squint Jokes More Squint Jokes

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright