Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

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Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

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What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

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Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

Why do Asians have squinty eye balls?

Because Atomic Bombs are pretty bright...

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Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright