Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

Which Asians have the softest skin?

Laotians

Why do Asians prefer Sony?

Because it's a stereo type

Squint Jokes More Squint Jokes

How do you call people that are always squinting at you?

Asians

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright