Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest?

Iran

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes ?

Fish !

What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

Why Asians are good at everything?

Because they're Asians, not Bsians

Squint Jokes More Squint Jokes

Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

What is blurrier the more you squint?

Everything.