Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at "

Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

Squint Jokes More Squint Jokes

What is blurrier the more you squint?

Everything.

How do you call people that are always squinting at you?

Asians