What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

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What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated