What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.