Plastic Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner ?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

What's the expiry date on plastic?

81(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UYwYdFdoecA/0.jpg)

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

What do you call a man in the window?

INNUENDO!!!!!!!

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What can you give me to keep it in?

Dr.: a plastic bag

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360?

The dashboard.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

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What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic