What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

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Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

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What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.