What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

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What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?

He went down really well !

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

because he had a dying light

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What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.