What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

Previous Random Joke Next
Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.