What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

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What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

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How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.