What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

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What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka

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What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

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Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!