What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

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dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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The cow didn't make it.

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A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

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None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside