What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

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What happens when you violate Reddit's rules?

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What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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What's the best thing about an Ethiopian?

They'll always swallow

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

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Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

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What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.