What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

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What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?

The Loch Ness Elephant !

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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Who's there ! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who ?

Ben and Anna split!

Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

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Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.