Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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They both came in a little behind.

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It's not like they are coming to yours.

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The number of the car that hit you.

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Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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Kevin still doesn't know.

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !