Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

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What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

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A: He was not being reared right!

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How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

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What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway