Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ?

Army Ants coming for tea then

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What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

What is the witches motto ?

We came we saw we conjured !

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Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons