Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ?

Army Ants coming for tea then

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What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

What do you call tea made by a stoned marsupial?

High koala tea