Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

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In the dictionary.

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Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

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100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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Waka Flakamole I'll show myself out

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

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A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!