Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

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Where will you find the best jokes?

Not on /r/jokes

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

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What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole I'll show myself out

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How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

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Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.