Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

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DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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An Aristotalitarian Regime.

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Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

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Because they make cents!

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wraps

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A communion wafer

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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Waka Flakamole I'll show myself out

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

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A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!