What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole I'll show myself out

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole I'll show myself out