How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

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How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

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Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!