How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

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Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

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Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

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What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.