Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

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What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

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Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.