Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

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What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.