Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

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How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

What does earth say to the other planets?

You have no life

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.