Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

Previous Random Joke Next

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

Mickey Mouse Jokes More Mickey Mouse Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.