What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

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Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job?

Because he was outstanding in his field

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

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What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

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What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's xD

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What is the definition of a polar bear?

A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.