When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
Dog gone!
A pleasant erection
Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.
Someone who doesn't have any expewience
Consuelo! My mother told me this one
Your mother didn't give you love.
You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.