Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

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What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"