Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

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Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant?

and you call us stupid.

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!