Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

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How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

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Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!