Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

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Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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Where's the red light district in Toronto?

Behind the Maple Leafs' net.

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!