Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

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Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

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How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant?

and you call us stupid.

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!