Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

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What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Where's the red light district in Toronto?

Behind the Maple Leafs' net.

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!