Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

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What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?

With a Crowbar!!!!!

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant?

and you call us stupid.

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!