What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Urine Jokes More Urine Jokes

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine