What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

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Who knows where they went?

They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed

What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed?

Biodegradable.

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Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

Why do warriors make bad business men ?

They charge too much !

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Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.