What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

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What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

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What does a negatively charged particle do when it gets excited?

It gets an erectron.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What did the PEE CLUB SOCIETY said to me on the taster session?

URINE!