What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

Urine Jokes More Urine Jokes

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.