What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

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What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

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Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

What was he charged with?

Indie-cent exposure.

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.