Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How do you show your appreciation towards black holes?

Thanks for nothing!

How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

Cellphone Jokes More Cellphone Jokes

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.