Because it was charged with battery.
Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.
When Islam begins.
A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!
A buck an ear
He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.
A Rastapartying
So they can see where they are going
On charges of battery.
Watt-er
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
Because he was framed!