If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
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Coffee Mug
Because it was charged with battery.
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
On their bunnymoon.
They cantaloupe
A: He couldn't part with it.
She forgot to use Spell Check.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.
is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god
WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.
I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.
A PDFile.
Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.
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If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.
Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.
Gluten tag!
