Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
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No reception.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
16
They combined for 16 paws.
Piece by piece
They always leave a piece of themselves behind.
Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
13 blackberries and 5 apples
they cowmmute.
Arizona room for one of us in this town !
He posed for Halloween masks !
They had a wedding reception.
The delivery.
For the Good of the Caws.