Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
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No reception.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend
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Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
The roof is on fire.
He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."
Entering the friend zone.
Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on
He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
Because they love BOOOOoooOOoOoOoooooooze!!
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'
Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.
