Reception Jokes

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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Why did AT&ampT have the worst wedding?

No reception.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

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Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

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Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

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What do you call a made-up orange?

Pulp Fiction!

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A: Oranges.

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Because he was spaced out.

How does the astronaut cut his hair?

Eclipse

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What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

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What is crucial to any joke about ISIS?

The execution

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..