Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

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What's the difference between Myspace and My space?

One Space.

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

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What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.