Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."

Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)