What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers" hahaha

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Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

Drama Dairy Jokes More Drama Dairy Jokes

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.