What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

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What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

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When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

Drama Dairy Jokes More Drama Dairy Jokes

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.