How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

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Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

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pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

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What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

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Because he might Pikachu!

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How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1

How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.