How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

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What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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Why do you never see black people on cruise ships?

Because they won't fall for the same trick twice

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.