How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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How many does it take to screw in lightbulb?

thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Probably one but you can't generalise.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

69

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

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What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

Why don't you ever see black people on cruises?

They'll never be tricked into that one again...