Gnat Jokes

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

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How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?

The Masked-quito !

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just Juan

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"

Why can't you trick an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot