Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

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Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

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What do you call a city full of neckbeards?

M'tropolis

What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Tips fedora "M'dea."

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What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

It's a beta blocker

Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.