What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

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Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead?

No, seriously. How could they tell?

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How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese?

From the block.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

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What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.