What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

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What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

What is a sorority girl's favorite type of cheese?

Feta

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

Taco Bell Jokes More Taco Bell Jokes

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

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Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day?

An exoplanet.