What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

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What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

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What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

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Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

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Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..