What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

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What is a Mexican astronomer's favorite food?

A Quasar-dilla.

What do you call a Mexican with crazy intentions?

A locomotive!

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What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

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Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

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What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

What's the Mexican version of the Klan?

Qu Qu Qu

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What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.