Taco Bell Jokes

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

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Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

What do you call a Mexican church?

A Taco bell.

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A Taco Belle.

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

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What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

Who's there ! Cyprus ! Cyprus who ?

Cyprus the bell !

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What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

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How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

cacawatches

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What's the Mexican version of the Klan?

Qu Qu Qu

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

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How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

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What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

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What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!