A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies
The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.
One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.
You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud
Shallots
They see his AMA and turn off the computer.
Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.
She complains to a man.
Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.
The Janitor
A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.
