Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

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What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

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Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call two women in a canoe?

Fur traders!

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

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What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

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What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

3 12 Inch Floppy Jokes More 3 12 Inch Floppy Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies