Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

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My Roku.

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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What do you call two women in a canoe?

Fur traders!

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Because she couldn't stand him.

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Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

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What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.