What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

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What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

What does earth say to the other planets?

You have no life

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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

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What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

What's the difference between a jeep and a rental car?

A rental car can go anywhere