What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

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What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

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What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.