Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

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How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

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Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

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What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

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Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.