Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

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What do you get if you turn an evil laugh backwards?

A laughing cow. Ahahahahahahahamoo.

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

How do barmen surf the web?

On the Gin-ternet.

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.