Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

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What did popeye do after he turned black?

A: He made his own restoraunt.

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

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What do you call a surfing Muslim extremist?

Radical.

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

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Why are spiders good swimmers ?

They have webbed feet !

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.