Surf Jokes

What did the muslim say to the other muslim when they were surfing?

That was radical!

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What did the peasant say when he went surfing in the Russian Revolution?

Serf's up!

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

What do you call a surfing Muslim extremist?

Radical.

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

Why can't you surf on microwaves?

Because they're too small.

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

www.oody www.oodpecker.

How do barmen surf the web?

On the Gin-ternet.

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Where do fleas go to surf?

A: To the microwave.

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?

e-t.

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

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One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

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They put on the Google!

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What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

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