What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

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Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

What do you call a crazy person on the moon?

A lunartic.

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.