What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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What do you call a Cuban on the moon?

A Castronaut.

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

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What do a good woman and KFC have in common?

After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.

What does KFC and a woman have in common?

Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.