What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

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Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ?

Candy cow jump over the moon !

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist