What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

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How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone in his helmet?

He uses a hans free device

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

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Why do they make the underwear so fancy?

No one is ever going to see it anyway. Me: Uh huh.

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

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Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.