Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

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What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

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Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.