Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

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What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

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How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

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What do children in north korea study for a science?

Kimistry

What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

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How does traffic form?

My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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How can you tell if your sperm count is high?

Your partner has to chew before they swallow.

How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.