Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?

A: Bronco-saurus!

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Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

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What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

What is an Arkansas virgin?

A girl who can run faster than her brothers.

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How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.