Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

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What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

What did the people say about the eccentric poo?

It was a little nutty.

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Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Science Jokes More Science Jokes

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

Relativity Jokes More Relativity Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

What do you do if your partner starts smoking?

Slow down. Use lube.

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go