Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

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What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer?

Finding out it's curable.

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

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What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.