Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe wan Kenobi.

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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Which Movie Character Are You?

quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty.

What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

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When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

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How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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What is the most overused force in science?

Van der Waals.

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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How does traffic form?

My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.