Relativity Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

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Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

Science Jokes More Science Jokes

What is the most overused force in science?

Van der Waals.

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

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What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.