Relativity Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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I'm gonna get some head tonight.

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What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

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Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

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It always spoils the GoT.

What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

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Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

How do you write poop in Australia?

dood

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.