What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What did the asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade?

Bangladesh

Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea?

Nigeria

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?

You slap him and he slaps you back !

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!