What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

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What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian?

A Trans Pacific Partnership

What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

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What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

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Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.