What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why are there no asian knights?

Armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it.

What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes?

Xu wong

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive! I'll see myself out now.

How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?

You slap him and he slaps you back !