What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die."

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How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.