What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die."

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Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

Where do bees go on holiday ?

Stingapore !

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Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!