What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die."

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How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

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Where do bees go on their day off?

A: To the wax museum.

What kind of bees get you high?

Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that

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What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die."

Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ?

Abbey stung me on the nose !