Why do cows have bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work.

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How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset