What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

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What kind of patients?

All of them"

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

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Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

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Why is Ronaldo so good at football?

Oil of Ole Ole Ole

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'