With a little bit of oil.
A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!
A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.
Because they literally can't even.
The Weasley twins
Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.
Seoulmates
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
Hobos
Oil of Ole'